Certified PR Records
A record label and mailorder distributer
headquartered in Saint Petersburg, Florida.
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CPR030: Brimstone Howl "Magic Hour" LP
CPR031: Ramma Lamma "Ice Cream" LP

CPR032: Rev. Norb & The Onions "S/T" LP
CPR033: Last Sons of Krypton "Teenage Trash" LP
CPR034: Hue Blanc's Joyless Ones "Stoning Josephine" LP
CPR035: Bruiser Queen "Let's Fall In Love Again All Over" cassette
CPR036: Alicja-Pop "Rats: Home Recordings: 2009-2013" LP

Coming Soon
CPR037: Last Sons of Krypton "Singles" LP
CPR038: Holly and the Nice Lions cassette



03.18.16 - 
We're excited to announce our next project!!!!
CPR037
Last Sons of Krypton
"Singles" LP
This record will compile all four long out of print classic LSOK 7"s (including The Creatures recordings) plus two killer tracks that were not on last years "Teenage Trash" compilation LP!
We're shooting for a mid summer release date.
Stay tuned for details!

We're also working on:
CPR038
Holly and The Nice Lions
"Mullet Over" cassette
This release compiles tracks from both of Holly's full length albums plus bonus tracks... including the Nom de Plume single on Certified PR and a handful of other previously unreleased demos!

and...
CPR039
Bruiser Queen 7"

PLUS
We swear it's gonna happen in 2016!!!!!
The Hussy - Turn It Three 7" repress

The website (like usual) is under construction.
If you get a wonky message during checkout, it's likely because your server doesn't like our email/paypal address "thickbootyhos@yahoo.com"
If you run into a problem checking out, send us and email and work we'll work things out!

02.21.16 -
The Alicja-Pop test pressings have been approved.
We're taking preorders NOW.
The official street date is March 1, but we will ship all orders as soon as the records get here!!!

Wer're working on a Holly and the Nice Lions cassette coming out soon (early May)!
After that will be a new 7" from Bruiser Queen and the long awaited repress of the Hussy "Turn It Three" 7".

 
09.29.15 - 
The Bruiser Queen "Let's Fall In Love Again All Over" test cassette is here and has been approved!
The full run of 250 copies will be here this week, way ahead of schedule!
All orders will include TWO free LIMITED EDITION Bruiser Queen 1" buttons!!!!

The official street date is Saturday, October 17, which is Cassette Store Day - but we will ship all orders starting Saturday, October 3rd.


08.18.15 -

All "Stoning Josephine" LP orders have shipped!

Finishing up the Bruiser Queen cassette which should be out soon!

We have copies of the NEW Last Sons of Krypton/Rev. Norb & The Onions split 12" record in the mailorder.
They're on cool green vinyl and limited to only 250 copies...
Pick one up!

07.14.15
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Hue Blanc's Joyless Ones "Stoning Jospehine" lp test pressings are here and they sound GREAT!

Rainy Roads Records will be issuing the limited (100 copies) cassette version of this release!
The cassette version will contain two bonus tracks - "Bearing On The Moor" and "Pant And Heave", which were released on a CPR 7" awhile back.

By the way, if you haven't grabbed a copy of HBJO's "Bearing On The Moor" b/w "Pant And Heave"7" on Certified PR Records yet there's no better time than NOW!!!

Preorder "Stoning Josephine" on vinyl today and add the 7" for only $2.00!
(While supplies last.)

We have some exciting news!
We will be releasing a collection of demos and unreleased material from Bruiser Queen called "Let's Fall In Love Again All Over".
Stayed tuned for details!

Alicja has finished the final masters for her "Home Recordings" lp and is about to begin on the artwork.
Unfortunately, this release is temporarily on hold while Alicja concentrates on her new band projects, but later than sooner, this project will happen - and we'll be ready when the timing is right!
We'll keep everyone in the loop the best we can.

05.23.15 -
If you follow us on Facebook, you might know that a box of Last Sons of Krypton "Teenage Trash" lps intended for our major distro got semi-destroyed by UPS.
The vinyl records are still in near mint, unplayed condition, but the jackets have various amounts of damage.
Ranging from "No big deal"-to-"Fuck it, I'm punk and I don't care what the cover looks like. I might wipe my ass with this anyways".
Haha!
Maybe not "that" bad.
Not folded in half or anything...
We have about 20 "damaged" copies available for the super affordable price of $7.77!!!
We can do 5 copies for $25, while supplies last (email us).
Regular copies (not damaged) are going super fast!
Get on it if you're into 1st pressings...

Are you ready for the NEW Hue Blanc's Joyless Ones lp?!?!?
Check out the new Ted Prokash's "Joyless House" blog site for all things HBJO related and more!

05.16.15 -
Last Sons of Krypton "Teenage Trash" LP was Maximum RocknRoll's RECORD OF THE WEEK!
We also got word from United that Hue Blanc's Joyless Ones "Stoning Josephine" LP is way ahead of schedule and we should expect test pressings in the next week or so!!! *****

Proud Parents (featuring HEATHER HUSSY) cassettes on Kind Turkey are HERE!
All domestic orders including an(y) LP will receive a FREE copy of PORK Magazine

04.28.15 -
Hue Blanc's Joyless Ones LP is shipping to United Record Pressing TODAY! Hopefully we'll have the test pressings in a month or two... Stayed tuned!

03.27.15 -
All Last Sons of Krypton pre-orders/trades/promo copies have shipped! Whew!!!!

We now have cassette copies of LSOK "Teenage Trash" in stock (from Rainy Roads Records).

We also have a stack of Ramma Lamma's BRAND NEW "Hello Lady" b/w "Used To Be a Tiger" 7"!!!

There's a bunch of NEW and restocked items in the mailorder.
Buy something and get a FREE copy of PORK magazine with any orders containing an LP (they're too big to fit in a 7" mailer box)! 

03.03.15 -
The Last Sons of Krypton "Teenage Trash" lp test pressings are here and pre-orders start NOW!
As an incentive purchase your copy early, all pre-order customers will be entered into a drawing for a chance to win a super limited test pressing!

We're expecting an April 1st release date, fool!
The next Certified PR release, Hue Blanc's Joyless Ones "Stoning Josephine"'s final masters by Justin Perkins at Mystery Room have been approved and are ready to go!!!

Alicja-Pop! "Home Recordings 2009-2013" lp is being currently being mixed and mastered... Stay tuned for details!!!

01.02.15 -
Happy New Year! We're excited to announce that we'll be working with Rainy Roads Records & Tapes again!
RR will be releasing the official cassette version of the Last Sons of Krypton "Teenage Trash" album!
There will be 100 hand numbered copies, due out around the same time as the CPR vinyl lp.
Start saving your pennies and buy both!
CPR036
Alicja-Pop
"Rats: Home Recordings 2009-2013" LP


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CPR035
Bruiser Queen

"Let's Fall In Love Again All Over -
Home Demos 2010-2015" cassette


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CPR034
Hue Blanc's Joyless Ones
"Stoning Josephine" LP


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CPR033
Last Sons of Krypton

"Teenage Trash" LP



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CPR032
Rev. Norb & The Onions

"S/T" LP



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CPR031
Ramma Lamma

"Ice Cream" LP



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CPR030
Brimstone Howl

"Magic Hour" LP



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CPR027
Holly and the Nice Lions

"Nom de Plume" b/w "No Future" 7"



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CPR026
Hue Blanc's Joyless Ones

"Bearing On The Moor" b/w "Pant And Heave"
7"


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CPR025
Midwest Beat

"Apology Accepted" b/w "Appaloosa" 7"
 


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CPR025
Sugar Stems

"Greatest Pretender" b/w "
Like I Do
" 7"


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CPR019
Alicja-Pop!

"I Play The Fool" b/w "Water Death" 7"


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